A Splash of Humor and a Dash of Asshole

No Bones, No Blood

Before you read this, please watch this most awesome video and really listen to it’s killer message.

Did you listen closely to the lyrics? Did they blow your mind? Let me preface this post by stating that I have no beef with vegans or vegetarians. Pun very much intended by the way. I actually find it a bit admirable that someone can go through life without the joys of pork or a cheeseburger.

The problem that I do have with veggie huggers is when they feel the need to explain their reasoning for abstaining from sausage. Pun intended again. I don’t want to hear about the slaughtering of innocent cows and how they have feelings too. I don’t want to hear stories of meat being murder and dairy being rape. Please just eat your tofurkey and soyrizo and leave me alone about my two all beef patties.

I have done my reasearch and do my best to only seek out and purchase sustainable meats and those raised humanely. I do not support large, disgusting factory farming. I am not one of those cooks that gets pissed when a server asks what we can do for a table of vegans or when I get a ticket for a risotto with no bacon or butter. I don’t lose it and start complaining about how the dish won’t be acceptable without meat. After all when you really think about it, they will be paying the same price for the dish when my cost is about half the original price. Vegetarians make so much sense when it comes down to business in the restaurant industry.

I love you guys. And please don’t feel like you need to explain your choices to me. We are all free to choose what we eat. Peace and love, peace and love.


One response

  1. Stacy

    Love it-woot woot!

    May 10, 2010 at 3:17 am

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